Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
2. A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand ?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

3.A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" Hi now this is me If you liked these joke go on google and type in cool joke you will find
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MOTHER'S DAY
Mother's day is on May,10 2009
Mothers are there when you need them. They always help you if you need help .They love you and they take care of you.They always by things for you. They trow you a birthday party . So on may 10 2009 go to the store and see if you can bye her something or you can at lest make her a card to make her happy or trow her a
party like I do .On every mother' s day I go to the store and by her something
and I trow her a party . last year me and my brother trow her a party at my
grandma's house, it was a blast so try it and make your mother happy .

HAPPY EARTH DAY

Earth day

Earth day is on the Apirl 22nd

every year . Earth day is a day

to remember to take care of our

planet, earth. We can take care of our planet by keeping it clean.

On earth day, we remind ourselve and everyone on earth that we need to clean up the earth everyday . FOR MORE INFO http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Day

THE END!!!!!!

4 QUESTIONS

1. WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THIS ESSAY?
A. FOR INFO
B.TO TEST YOUR KONLEDGE
C. FOR FUN


2. WHAT DOSE EARTH DAY?



3. IN WHICH IS EARTH DAY CELEBRATED?



4.WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT EARTH DAY ?

As with almost all "Christian" holidays, Easter has been secularized and commercialized. The dichotomous nature of Easter and its symbols, however, is not necessarily a modern fabrication.
Since its conception as a holy celebration in the second century, Easter has had its non-religious side. In fact, Easter was originally a pagan festival.
The ancient Saxons celebrated the return of spring with an uproarious festival commemorating their goddess of offspring and of springtime, Eastre. When the second-century Christian missionaries encountered the tribes of the north with their pagan celebrations, they attempted to convert them to Christianity. They did so, however, in a clandestine manner.
It would have been suicide for the very early Christian converts to celebrate their holy days with observances that did not coincide with celebrations that already existed. To save lives, the missionaries cleverly decided to spread their religious message slowly throughout the populations by allowing them to continue to celebrate pagan feasts, but to do so in a Christian manner.
As it happened, the pagan festival of Eastre occurred at the same time of year as the Christian observance of the Resurrection of Christ. It made sense, therefore, to alter the festival itself, to make it a Christian celebration as converts were slowly won over. The early name, Eastre, was eventually changed to its modern spelling, Easter.
The Date of Easter
Prior to A.D. 325, Easter was variously celebrated on different days of the week, including Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. In that year, the Council of Nicaea was convened by emperor Constantine. It issued the Easter Rule which states that Easter shall be celebrated on the first Sunday that occurs after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox. However, a caveat must be introduced here. The "full moon" in the rule is the ecclesiastical full moon, which is defined as the fourteenth day of a tabular lunation, where day 1 corresponds to the ecclesiastical New Moon. It does not always occur on the same date as the astronomical full moon. The ecclesiastical "vernal equinox" is always on March 21. Therefore, Easter must be celebrated on a Sunday between the dates of March 22 and April 25.

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Information About Good Friday Holiday:

In Canada and Many other countries, especially where christianity dominates (both Catholics and Orthodox) Good Friday is a special day celebrated on the Friday before Easter. It basically commemorates the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Mainstream Christian churches view Christ's crucifixion as a voluntary and vicarious act, and one by which, along with his resurrection on the third day (Good Friday), death itself was conquered.

Good Friday Dates:
2008 - March 21
2009 - April 10
2010 - April 02

NEW NEWS FOR HEALTH
Cancer is a class of diseases characterized by out-of-control cell growth. There are over 100 different types of cancer, and each is classified by the type of cell that is initially affected.

Cancer harms the body when damaged cells divide uncontrollably to form lumps or masses of tissue called tumors (except in the case of leukemia where cancer prohibits normal blood function by abnormal cell division in the blood stream). Tumors can grow and interfere with the digestive, nervous, and circulatory systems, and they can release hormones that alter body function. Tumors that stay in one spot and demonstrate limited growth are generally considered to be benign.

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Today Topic is 40 songs:

Circus - Britney Spears
My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson
Just Dance - Lady Gaga
Live Your Life - T.I. featuring Rihanna
You Found Me - The Fray
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
Sober - Pink
Love Story - Taylor Swift
Gives You Hell - All-American Rejects
Untouched - Veronicas
Thinking of You - Katy Perry
Rader - Britney Spears
Hot N Cold - Katy Perry
Let It Rock - Kevin Rudolf (Featuring Lil Wayne
Disturbia - Rihanna
Womanizer - Britney Spears
Get On Your Boots - U2
Seventeen Forever - Metro Station
Green Light - John Legend and Andre 3000
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
I Hate This Part - Pussycat Dolls
Right Now (Na Na Na) - Akon
Dead and Gone - T.I. and Justin Timberlake
If I Were A Boy - Beyonce
It's Over - Jesse McCartney
Diva - Beyonce
Rehab - Rihann
Love Lockdown - Kanye West
T-Shirt - Shontelle
Burnin' Up - Jonas Brother
Closer - Ne-Yo
So What - Pink
Fall For You - Secondhand Serenade
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Damaged - Danity Kane
Spotlight - Jennifer Hudson
When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls
Human - The Killers
Shut Up and Let Me Go - The Ting Tings

health

what is health?

Health means many things.
It can mean not being sick or not having disease
It can mean being well (instead of just not sick)
It can talk about a person's physical state. This does not mean that the person does not have disease. A person's health can be good (no disease) or bad (many diseases.)
The World Health Organization (acronym WHO) says health is: "A dynamic state of complete physical, mental, spiritual and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity." This is not a simple sentence, but this is important to understand. This is what it means in Simple English:
A dynamic state means that a person is always changing.
complete means having all of something.
physical is about the body.
mental is about how we think and feel.
spiritual talks about our spirit or soul. It concerns religious parts of people but not only that: the spiritual aspect of a person can be understood as that which desires peace, hope, security and connectedness to the universe.
social talks about how we live with other people. It is about our family, work, school, and friends.
So the WHO means: Health is having everything we need to be happy. It is not having disease. It is having good food and water. It is having good family and friends. It is having a good spirit. It is having love. It is having a safe place to live. It is learning. It is growing. It is different things for different people. It changes in time for the same person.

health

Everyone should take care of there health because if you don't you can get sick and also get some kind of cancer.

There are many different types of cancers. All of them are characterized by uncontrolled growth and spread of abnormal cells in some part of the body.
An estimated 153,100 new cases of cancer and 70,400 deaths from cancer will occur in Canada in 2006. The most frequently diagnosed cancer will continue to be breast cancer for women and prostate cancer for men. The leading cause of cancer death for both sexes continues to be lung cancer.

hey do you know that there is a little girl that got heart cancer if you go on youtube you you can see the video of that little girl . All parent and all children that are above 9 or 10 should take care of there health. hey one more thing do you know over 10000 people die because of heart cancer.

This is the little girl that got heart cancer

Kids health problem-Asthma
Kids health problem-Asthma. It is a problem that kid all around the wrold have so that problem we need to try to STOP it now
Asthma (say: az-muh) is a condition that affects a person's airways, which are also called breathing tubes or bronchial (say: brong-kee-ul) tubes. These tubes lead from the windpipe, or trachea (say: tray-kee-uh), into the lungs. For most kids, breathing is simple: They breathe in through their noses or mouths and the air goes into the windpipe. From there, it travels through the airways and into the lungs. But for kids with asthma, breathing can be a lot more difficult because their airways are very sensitive.
An asthma flare-up, which some people call an asthma attack or episode, happens when a person's airways get swollen and narrower and it becomes a lot harder for air to get in and out of the lungs. Sometimes the swollen airways produce extra mucus, which makes things pretty sticky, so it's easy to see why it's hard to breathe.
In between flare-ups, a kid's breathing can be totally normal or seem that way. But during a flare-up, it can feel like the person is breathing through a straw. A kid with asthma may wheeze (a whistling sound when he or she breathes), cough, and feel tightness in the chest. An asthma flare-up can get worse and worse if a kid doesn't use asthma medicine. After an asthma flare-up, the airways almost always return to the way they were before, although it can take several days.
Who Gets Asthma?
Asthma is more common than you might think. As many as 6 million kids in the United States have it. Asthma affects about one or two kids out of 10. That means if you have 20 kids in your class, two to four of them might have asthma. Asthma can start at any age - even in a little baby or an adult - but it's most common in school-age kids.
No one really knows why one person's airways are more sensitive than another person's, but we do know that asthma runs in families. That means if a kid has asthma, he or she may also have a parent, sibling, uncle, or other relative who has asthma or had it as a child.
Asthma flare-ups may sound a little like a cold, with coughing and wheezing, but asthma isn't contagious. You can't catch it from someone like you can catch a cold.
What Causes an Asthma Flare-Up?
Different kids have different triggers - things that set off asthma flare-ups. There are a lot of triggers. Some kids are sensitive to allergens (say: ah-lur-jenz), substances that cause allergic reactions in the airways. Common allergens for kids with asthma include dust mites (tiny bugs that live in dust), mold (if you've ever been in a damp basement and smelled something funny, it was probably mold), and pollen (from trees, grass, and weeds).
A lot of kids have asthma flare-ups when they are near furry animals. Cats and dogs both have what's called animal dander in their fur. This is sort of like dandruff, and it's a trigger that can cause a powerful reaction in the airways.
Some substances can trigger flare-ups because they really irritate the airways. These include perfume, chalk dust, and cigarette smoke. Smoking is always a bad idea, especially around someone who has asthma.
Sometimes an infection can be a trigger and set off an asthma flare-up. If a kid comes down with a cold or the flu, his or her airways may become more sensitive than usual. In some kids, cold air itself can cause an asthma flare-up, and so can exercise. In fact, some kids have what's called exercise-induced asthma. This means they have breathing problems only when they exercise.
How Is Asthma Treated?
Kids who have asthma should try to avoid things that can cause their airways to tighten. But some triggers - like cats, colds, and chalk dust - can't always be avoided. That's why kids who are sensitive to those things must manage their asthma by taking medication.
Not every kid's asthma is the same, so there are different medicines for treating it. It's not like curing a sore throat or an earache, when everybody gets the same medicine. Instead, the doctor will think about what causes the asthma flare-ups, how fast the flare-ups happen, and how serious they are. Then he or she will decide on the best kind of treatment.
Some kids need to take asthma medication only once in a while, when they have a flare-up. This is called rescue medicine because it works fast to open the airways, so the person can breathe. Other kids may need to take controller medicine every day. Controller medicine works to keep flare-ups from happening.
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A kid who knows in advance that he or she will be around allergens or other triggers may need to take medication ahead of time that will keep the airways open. And kids who have exercise-induced asthma can take medication before exercising so they'll be able to finish all their laps around the track. Whatever their triggers are, kids who have asthma can use a peak flow meter to get an idea of how well they are breathing that day and whether they need to take any medicine.
Asthma medicine often is taken through an inhaler (say: in-hay-lur). An inhaler is a plastic tube that holds a container of medicine. You may have seen a friend or someone in school using an inhaler, which is held up to the mouth. A kid holds the inhaler up to his or her mouth and breathes in. The medicine comes out in a mist that goes into the lungs. The medicine in the mist relaxes the airways, so the person can breathe easier.
Space Out With a Spacer
Sometimes a kid uses an inhaler and something called a spacer. A spacer is a piece that attaches to the inhaler and holds the mist in one place, between the inhaler and the kid's mouth. It lets the kid breathe in when he or she is ready, so it's easier to inhale all the medication.
Sometimes kids take other asthma medicines by swallowing them. Whatever medications a kid takes, the goal is always the same: to get the asthma flare-ups under total control, so the triggers don't create problems.
A lot of kids find their asthma goes away or becomes less serious as they get older. Some doctors think this happens because the airways grow wider as a kid grows up and gets bigger. With more room in the airways, the air has an easier time getting in and out.
Some people do have asthma as adults, but it doesn't have to slow them down. Plenty of Olympic athletes and other sports stars manage their asthma, but keep on playing!
Updated and reviewed by: Elana Pearl Ben-Joseph, MDDate reviewed: March 2007

Health problem

Their are alot of health problems in canada and I wil like you guys to know about them because
you guys should be awear.

kids health care

look after your chlidern health

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how to be a healthy and fit

Being fit is a way of saying a person eats well, gets a lot of physical activity (exercise), and has a healthy weight. If you're fit, your body works well, feels good, and can do all the things you want to do, like run around with your friends.
Some steps only parents can take — such as serving healthy meals or deciding to take the family on a nature hike. But kids can take charge, too, when it comes to health.
Here are five rules to live by, if you're a kid who wants to be fit. The trick is to follow these rules most of the time, knowing that some days (like your birthday) might call for cake and ice cream.
1. Eat a variety of foods, especially fruits and vegetables. You may have a favorite food, but the best choice is to eat a variety. If you eat different foods, you're more likely to get the nutrients your body needs. Taste new foods and old ones you haven't tried for a while. Some foods, such as green veggies, are more pleasing the older you get. Shoot for at least five servings of fruits and vegetables a day — two fruits and three vegetables. Here's one combination that might work for you:
at breakfast: ½ cup (about 4 large) strawberries on your cereal
with lunch: 6 baby carrots
for a snack: an apple
with dinner: ½ cup broccoli (about 2 big spears) and 1 cup of salad
2. Drink water and milk most often. When you're really thirsty, cold water is the No. 1 thirst-quencher. And there's a reason your school cafeteria offers cartons of milk. Kids need calcium to grow strong bones, and milk is a great source of this mineral. How much do kids need? Aim for 3 cups of milk per day, or its equivalent. You can mix it up by having milk and some other calcium-rich dairy foods. Here's one combination:
2 cups (about half a liter) of low-fat or nonfat milk
1 slice cheddar cheese
½ cup (small container) of yogurt
You probably will want something other than milk or water once in a while, so it's OK to have 100% juice, too. But try to limit sugary drinks, like sodas, juice cocktails, and fruit punches. They contain a lot of added sugar. Sugar just adds calories, not important nutrients.
3. Listen to your body. What does it feel like to be full? When you're eating, notice how your body feels and when your stomach feels comfortably full. Sometimes, people eat too much because they don't notice when they need to stop eating. Eating too much can make you feel uncomfortable and, over a period of time, can lead to unhealthy weight gain.
4. Limit screen time. Limit screen time. What's screen time? It's the amount of time you spend watching TV or DVDs, playing video games (console systems or handheld games), and using the computer. The more time you spend on these sitting-down activities, the less time available for active stuff, like basketball, bike riding, and swimming. Try to spend no more than 2 hours a day on screen time, not counting computer use related to school.
5. Be active. One job you have as a kid — and it's a fun one — is that you get to figure out which activities you like best. Not everyone loves baseball or soccer. Maybe your passion is karate, or kickball, or dancing. Ask your parents to help you do your favorite activities regularly. Find ways to be active every day. You might even write down a list of fun stuff to do, so you can refer to it when your mom or dad says it's time to stop watching TV or playing computer games!
Speaking of parents, they can be a big help if you want to be a fit kid. For instance, they can stock the house with healthy foods and plan physical activities for the family. Tell your parents about these five steps you want to take and maybe you can teach them a thing or two. If you're a fit kid, why shouldn't you have a fit mom and a fit dad?

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Canadian Health Human Resource Strategy

This section provides news and information about the evolution of the Pan-Canadian Health Human Resource Strategy, which aims to ensure that Canadians have access to the health providers they need both now and in the future.
Appropriate planning and management of health human resources (HHR) are key to developing a health-care workforce that has the right number and mix of health professionals to serve Canadians in all regions of the country.
The move toward a dynamic HHR Strategy builds upon the important work of Commissioner Roy Romanow and the Senate Committee chaired by Michael Kirby, which reviewed Canada's current health-care system and made recommendations for its improvement.
The Strategy is also one of the primary initiatives to come out of the 2003 First Ministers' Accord on Health Care Renewal, which set out an action plan to ensure that:
All Canadians can receive health services in reasonable amount of time based on their need, not their ability to pay, no matter where they live in Canada;
The health services available to Canadians are of high quality, safe, effective, and focus on the needs of the patient; and
Our health-care system is stable, affordable and will be there for Canadians and their children in the future.
To meet these goals, Health Canada is working with the provinces, territories and other key health-related organizations to improve HHR planning and coordination. The Health Human Resource Strategy will guide these efforts in three critical areas:
Health Human Resource Planning - ensuring we have enough of the right types of health-care providers to meet the needs of Canadians;
Recruitment and Retention - encouraging more people to enter the health-care field and improving working conditions to keep them there; and
Interprofessional Education for Collaborative Patient-Centred Practice - changing the way we educate health providers so Canadians will have better and faster access to the health-care provider they need when they need it, ultimately boosting the satisfaction of both patients and health-care providers.
While significant background work on the Strategy has already been completed, we invite you to bookmark this site as it continues to expand along with the Strategy's evolution. Please check back frequently, as we will post news, updates and progress reports as they become available.
A Framework for Collaborative Pan-Canadian Health Human Resources Planning
Pan-Canadian Health Human Resource Strategy 2006/07 Report
Accomplishments and New Projects
Ongoing Projects in 2006/07
Pan-Canadian Health Human Resource Strategy: 2005-2006 Annual Report
Pan-Canadian Health Human Resource Strategy: 2004/2005 Annual Report
Health Human Resources Action Plan - Status Report (December 2005)
More Information
Health Human Resources: Balancing Supply and Demand
Kirby Report
The 2003 First Ministers' Accord on Health Care Renewal
Commission on the Future of Health Care in Canada: The Romanow Commission
Office of Nursing Policy (ONP)
First Nations and Inuit Health Branch